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SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
None shall pass without formally defining the ontological
meta-semantic thingies of their domain something-or-others!
HACKER:
What?
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
None shall pass without using all sorts of semantic
meta-meta-meta-stuff that we will invent Real Soon Now!
HACKER:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must get my
work done on the Web. Stand aside!
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
None shall find anything on the Internet without semantic metadata!
HACKER:
So be it!
HACKER and SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[HACKER chops the SEMANTIC KNIGHT's first argument off by building
efficent statistical/heuristic search engines]
HACKER:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
HACKER:
A scratch? Your argument has been cut off!
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
HACKER:
Well, what's that, then?
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
I've had worse. None shall have an effective syndication network
without RDF Site Summaries!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[HACKER chops the SEMANTIC KNIGHT's second argument off by
building the blogs/RSS/Aggregators/Bloglines/etc. network ]
HACKER:
Victory is mine!
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
HACKER:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
HACKER:
Look, you stupid &^%$# You've got no arguments left.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
HACKER:
Look!
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
HACKER:
Look, stop that.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
You won't be able to get machine-machine services without an
ontology to formally describe all the relationships!
[kick]
HACKER:
Right!
[whop]
[HACKER chops the SEMANTIC KNIGHT's third argument off by building
SOAPy and RESTful services with only implicit semantic descriptions]
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
HACKER:
You'll what?
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Come here!
HACKER:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
HACKER:
You're a looney.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
The SEMANTIC Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. I
have an battalion of KR theorists on my side
[whop]
[HACKER chops the SEMANTIC KNIGHT's last argument off with an
army of actual code writers]
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
HACKER:
Come on, folks, let's go.
SEMANTIC KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow ^&^%$s! Come back here
and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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