...::: wersja polska


Q0. Someone claims that knows you, Beeth, and says will fix me a K:line
A0. Someone is lying. These, who know me, ask me directly, they don't
    threaten people with this.

Q1. Why did I get K:line?
A1. IRC is your privilege, not your right. An IRC Operator must have
    considered you had abused this privilege.

Q2. But I'm innocent.
A2. See A1.

Q3. Why do you ignore me?
A3. I talk only to those, whom I want to talk to.

Q4. But I have very important matter!
A4. If I don't want to talk to you -- bad luck. It's mostly your fault
    and you cannot help it. I change my mind extremely rarely.

Q5. But I'm innocent!
A5. See A3.

Q6. Why don't you answer my questions?
A6. I ignore all questions similar to "may I ask the question?" or 
    "are you there?". Waste of time. Asking precise questions increases
    chances for answer. Anonymity decreases your chance. Obscenities make
    that chance pretty equal to zero.
    
Q7. I asked precise question, I am not anonymous, I don't swear. Yet you
    do not answer!
A7. Perhaps I'm away from IRC or busy talking to someone else. Be optimistic,
    some where surprised getting answer after two days. :)

Q8. Since you don't answer, I will repeat the question...
A8. Mistake. Once is enough. The more you repeat, the closer you are to Q3.

Q9. How do I know, whether you're on IRC?
A9. I have no scripts, so you can rely on my idle. If I am not idle,
    see A3.

Q10. My channel was taken over! Help!
A10. Create another channel, perhaps #chan2 or, better, !chan

Q11. But I want to get rid of them!
A11. Write a complaint and send it to address shown at 
     '/admin nick-of-the-abuser'

Q12. I will quickly paste the log on MSG.
A12. Go do it. Effective way to get KILLed. If you feel the urge to
     show me some log, send it to abuse@irc.pl and only there. Period.

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